Awesome Stuff

I know a lot of you interneters are pretty bummed out by the lack of my awesome self, but I had awesome things to do. And when someone who is awesome (me) has to do awesome things, everything else takes a back seat. I can't ask any of you to understand, because you're not awesome.

I'm Back: Again

Yeah, I know you want me; I'm awesome. And I know that I've let you, my loyal internets down by being away, but my awesome self was told that blogs were not awesome, and that's not awesome. So I killed him. After they let me out of jail (for being awesome) I decided to come back here. Then I realized that you aren't awesome. Why should I share my awesomes with you people? Then I realized that without me, you'd all be unable to fathom what awesome is. So I'm back to teach you all the way of awesome, because I'm awesome.

In case you forgot, I'm awesome. Also, this just in: you're not.

Boring

This bores me. I'm just going to ignore it now.

Countdown

Have you ever oppened up a bag of trail mix that didn't know how to be trail mix? Like, too many candies mixed in with salty nuts? I don't; trail mix isn't awesome. But neither is Countdown, which I have to say let every single human being on the face of the earth down. Shitty art, shitty writting, shitty characters (Except evil Mary Marvel; she can be shitty with me. Oh wait, she can't; I'm awesome); did they even read the outline? This comic gets a 0 on the awesome scale, and a time out to think about what it's done.

I'm Back

Sorry I was gone so long; I was too busy being awesome. I saw the Simpson's movie, and I must say, it was not awesome. It was funny, entertaining, but was not awesome. Too few explosions coupled with no deaths. It gets a 0 on the awesome scale, and that's not awesome. That is all.

52

For the lame who want to be awesome, check out 52, the awesome year long comic book event from DC Comics. I know it's over, but since Countdown ain't awesome, I had to think about 52. What man doesn't love lesbians in spandex? Internet nerds, that's who. Who wants some faceless dude named after spice when you have a spicy lesbian Latina who is as loose as your girlfriend. Speaking of your girlfriend, she has to think of my awesome ass when she sees your fugly face. That is all.

Movies

From now on, whenever I get my awesome ass out to see some movies, I'll tell you, the people, whether they are awesome or not. I will begin with 300; Awesome, so long as you forget what wasn't awesome. That is all.